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PHOENIX DUST CLOUD!
PHOENIX – A large dust storm has buried Phoenix! The storm traveled across The Valley of the Sun at 70 miles per hour, according to the National Weather Service. It originated near Tucson and reached...
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UTAH TO LEGALIZE POLYGAMY
SALT LAKE CITY – Utah has decided to legalize polygamy for all its citizens. Utah lawmakers have decided to move forward with a bill that would legalize polygamy. Current Utah Law (Article 3) states...
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OBAMA RELEASES CHUPACABRA INTO ARIZONA
PIMA COUNTY, AZ – The U.S. Department of Interior has released a Chupacabra into Arizona in an attempt to get the State to repeal their new immigration law. After the U.S. Justice Department filed...
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CHARLIE SHEEN SIGNED BY ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS
PHOENIX – The Arizona Diamondbacks signed Charlie Sheen as a reserve second baseman for the remainder of the season. Charlie Sheen, who starred in the Major League movies, took a tryout with the...
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STEVEN SEAGAL SHOOTS PUPPIES
ARIZONA – Steven Seagal whacked some puppies in his crimefighting reality show. Jesus Sanchez Llovera claimed his puppies died during an early morning raid on his home by self-styled ‘Sheriff’ Seagal...
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NEW PUSH TO MAKE MEXICO 51st STATE
ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2012. State and congressional leaders from California, Arizona, Texas and New Mexico say it’s the only way to...
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UFOs OVER THE SOUTHWEST
LOS ANGELES, CA — Authorities confirmed UFO sightings over Arizona and Southern California on Wednesday. Witnesses described the UFOs as shooting lights with many colors and even a tail. Authorities...
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PEYTON MANNING PICKS THE BRONCOS
Peyton Manning will be the next Denver quarterback, but the Broncos want him to come up with a move similar to Tebowing. Part of the contract negotiations Peyton Manning is having with Denver, calls...
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WORST CHEAP SHOT IN SPORTS HISTORY!
It’s the cheap shot heard ’round the world. The video was shot during an Arizona college baseball game between the Scottsdale Fighting Artichokes and the Yavapai College Roughriders on March 29. It...
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CHINA BUYS GRAND CANYON
To help solve the Debt Crisis, President Obama has sold the Grand Canyon to China. China has agreed to buy the U.S. landmark – The Grand Canyon – and will be submitting its deal memo to the U.S....
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PHOENIX DUST CLOUD!
PHOENIX – A large dust storm has buried Phoenix! The storm traveled across The Valley of the Sun at 70 miles per hour, according to the National Weather Service. It originated near Tucson and reached...
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UTAH TO LEGALIZE POLYGAMY
SALT LAKE CITY – Utah has decided to legalize polygamy for all its citizens. Utah lawmakers have decided to move forward with a bill that would legalize polygamy. Current Utah Law (Article 3) states...
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OBAMA RELEASES CHUPACABRA INTO ARIZONA
PIMA COUNTY, AZ – The U.S. Department of Interior has released a Chupacabra into Arizona in an attempt to get the State to repeal their new immigration law. After the U.S. Justice Department filed...
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CHARLIE SHEEN SIGNED BY ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS
PHOENIX – The Arizona Diamondbacks signed Charlie Sheen as a reserve second baseman for the remainder of the season. Charlie Sheen, who starred in the Major League movies, took a tryout with the...
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STEVEN SEAGAL SHOOTS PUPPIES
ARIZONA – Steven Seagal whacked some puppies in his crimefighting reality show. Jesus Sanchez Llovera claimed his puppies died during an early morning raid on his home by self-styled ‘Sheriff’ Seagal...
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UFOs OVER THE SOUTHWEST
LOS ANGELES, CA — Authorities confirmed UFO sightings over Arizona and Southern California on Wednesday. Witnesses described the UFOs as shooting lights with many colors and even a tail. Authorities...
View ArticleClik here to view.
PEYTON MANNING PICKS THE BRONCOS
Peyton Manning will be the next Denver quarterback, but the Broncos want him to come up with a move similar to Tebowing. Part of the contract negotiations Peyton Manning is having with Denver, calls...
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WORST CHEAP SHOT IN SPORTS HISTORY!
It’s the cheap shot heard ’round the world. The video was shot during an Arizona college baseball game between the Scottsdale Fighting Artichokes and the Yavapai College Roughriders on March 29....
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CHINA BUYS GRAND CANYON
To help solve the Debt Crisis, President Obama has sold the Grand Canyon to China. China has agreed to buy the U.S. landmark – The Grand Canyon – and will be submitting its deal memo to the U.S....
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MEXICO TO BE 51st STATE IN 2014
ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2014. State and congressional leaders from California, Arizona, Texas and New Mexico say it’s the only way to solve...
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